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BEST STREAK: 00:00:00
TOTAL RELAPSES: 0
GRASS SCORE™: 0

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CHART ADDICT
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Milestones Unlocked

🔒 2 min — NORMIE STATUS
🔒 5 min — ACTUAL HUMAN
🔒 10 min — GRASS TOUCHER
🔒 30 min — TOUCHED GRASS IRL
🔒 1 hr — CERTIFIED NPC
🔒 24 hr — LEGEND (unconfirmed)
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